Welcome to the quaint, dusty little town of Schmuck Harbor! Here you’ll find a whole bunch of nonsensical scribbles featuring equally nonsensical characters. Are they here to entertain you in some way, shape or form? Sure, if that’s what helps you sleep at night!
Without further ado, meet the Schmucks!
Captain Bair
The Captain (mayor) of Schmuck Harbor, and a proud & patriotic Navy veteran with strong southern roots. Lives aboard his ship, the S.S. Law ‘n’ Disorder (a.k.a. the town hall) with his beloved crew. Being the town’s mayor and sole law enforcer, this goofy and extroverted grizzly with a heart of gold and a deep love for fish strives to keep the place sailing as smoothly as possible, and gets along well with pretty much everybody in town.
Swabby
Swabby -er, “Commander Swabby”, is a feisty, reckless pirate rat that lives aboard Captain Bair’s ship with his own little rat crew, who often help out around the ship. He adores causing chaos (among other pirate-y things), and would fire the ship’s cannons at free will if he had the proper authority (and if he wasn’t only 3′ tall.) He dreams about one day becoming a fully independent pirate – with his own ship and all – but the S.S. Law ‘n’ Disorder comes in at a pretty close second.
Harpy
A pompous and irritable bird with a French accent who lives on the crow’s nest of the S.S. Law ‘n’ Disorder. Being the town’s most passionate chef, he often cooks meals for the ship’s crew – preferably ones that fit his upscale tastes. Despite his snooty and slightly arrogant nature (and him and Swabby’s constant bickering), he cares a lot about the town and his fellow crew mates, even if he doesn’t like to admit it too often.
Author’s Note: i only do art as a side hobby so Consequently this project will only be contributed to sporadically; as of right now do Not be expecting me to post stuff on a regular basis until i eventually gain the motivation to contribute to this more frequently . Thanks : )
